Intro to Blogging 101, or Is This Thing On?

So I've started a blog because it's the thing to do these days. To pour out your soul for the world to see, but do it anonymously so no one can tell it's you.

Except then you send the links to friends who then share them on their own blog sites and before you know it everyone knows it's you and you can't spill your secrets anymore because then everyone will know that Uncle Fred is really the father of your sixth child. (Don't get any ideas... I only have one child and Uncle Fred is NOT her father. Darth Vader is. Come to the Dark Side, Jalenaspawn!)